Just in Time

Last night Ben and I went to the Apple store to get my whacked out cell phone replaced. We parked near Dillards and walked through the store to get to the main part of the mall. First department was little girls clothing, and I couldn't help but admire. There had to be something cute in there for our niece Lily. Ben doesn't get that at all, and since he makes the money, I got dragged along by the elbow out of there before I could find something expensive.

Next up were the cutest panties in animal prints, lace, you name it. They had thongs and boy shorts and everything was adorable but looked kind of small for your typical gal, but I ignored that fact because on the table was a sign that read "Just in Time for Valentine's Day!" My eyes lit up. "HOW CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE ARE THESE, BABY???" And then it hit me and my stomach dropped. We were still in the little girl's section.

There are going to be a lot of things we'll let fly in the Morton household that will not go down in the Grave's, but if I catch Lily with a pair of those before the age of 18, Phil will be the very least of her problems.