This morning it was super cold out and I was really looking forward to a nice hot shower to warm up. No sooner had I gotten in and started washing my face when all of the sudden I felt something lightly pinching on my nipple. Yep - I just went there. I ignored it at first, because I mean come on, SURELY there was no one there... but then I felt it again and when I swatted.... THERE WAS A MALE HAND THERE.
I realize who I married and I should come to expect this by now, but after living alone for 3 years, you tend to learn that shower + random male hand on your boob = scream bloody murder and start swinging. Ben laughed maniacally like, hey, how stupid is this girl? So. Much. Fun. Well guess what, baby? I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AND I WILL POST IT ON THIS VERY BLOG.
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I'm going to go throw up now.
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